Peace and tranquillity eh! Yeah! Right!

All I asked for

was a simple life

just a simple life

and then..

at the end

to be laid to rest

in the coffin 

for eternal peace.

But no my soul

had to go to heaven

didn’t it.

It is so crowded 

up here you can’t breathe.

It’s bumper to bumper

souls I tell you,

and all I wanted

was to be left alone

enjoying the solitude.

Shut up! I can’t think.

There’s no room up here

and they keep on coming.

Luckily, they don’t come by boat!

It’s just so overpopulated

with souls that I can feel

a climate change already.

And to make things worse

I’ve just seen 

my mother in law.

Hello mum! How did you get here?