Ancient wisdom for everyday life

Due to the ever
popular demand
for ancient wisdom
we cannot guarantee
ancient wisdom
for everyday.
Through wisdom
we have discovered
that there weren’t
enough ancient days
in which to acquire wisdom
to be used for
everyday use.
So use what you have wisely
because we are going back
to stupid, idiotic, dumb founded
ways to entertain our days
until that fateful moment
when modern wisdom
appears in glorious colour
before our very eyes.
It will be a miracle!
In the meantime
let stupidity cloud
your judgment
it’s your best
form of defence.
Beware of wise cracks
philosopher’s stones,
smart phones,
and parking spots
for brooms only.
In the meantime
sit back and relax
due to daylight saving
we are moving the rocks
of Stonehenge forward one hour.
May the spills of wisdom
fall upon you.