I was there I tell you

When caveman 

Invented the wheel

I saw it roll past

I was there.

When Alexander the Great

came into town

I said hello

because I 

was there.

I even bumped into

Genghis Khan

Why?

Because I was there!

When Lord Nelson

lost his arm in battle

I had to bandage

his wound

I was there.

I  was there

I tell you

 because one

doesn’t muck around

with reincarnation.

You die and…

 you come back!

Now, where’s me

history book.