Just another newsreader

In the news today
a man was struck
by lightning,
he is still
in a state of shock.
How terribly shocking!
Shocking news!
I’m shocked I tell you
just hearing that!
Yes shocked to the core.
How is he again?
In a state of shock.
Shocking!
Really shocking!

Reviews

[Light and ashes]

Funny......................

[jacob erin-cilberto]

and so many news programs seem to be existing just to shock viewers into being tittilated
and watching for hours and hours. the tragedies that occur are not for amusement.
j.

[andrew mitchell]

It’s saturated with doom and gloom. And the newsreaders seem to go on and on about it hence my satire.