The secret to all immortal beings

The secret to all immortal beings

A Poem by andrew mitchell

And after beating
Hercules at an arm wrestle,
defeating Thor with the
strength of thousands
before winning the title
against Samson
without cutting his hair
I became invincible
defeating all those
with my bare hands.
Hang on! Sorry! Stop! Cut!
That’s the steroids,
the steroids
I tell you,
doing all the talking.
Do my pecs look
good in this tunic?
Sorry! Steroids talking!

© 2023 andrew mitchell


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Excellent witty nonsense. You are becoming the go to expert on whimsy my friend. Made me laugh.

Posted 2 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

2 Years Ago

Thank you Ken for the smile too.

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Added on January 24, 2023
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andrew mitchell
andrew mitchell

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