In alphabetical order please

Okay! Listen up!
When I call out your letter
please reply with here.
A?
Here!
B?
Here!
C?
Here!
………
O?
Here!
P?
Here!
…..
X?
X?
Not here!
So no X.
Moving on. Y?
Y?
Not here either!
Why?
Okay! Moving on, Z?
Z?
Again not here!
Does any of you know
where X,Y, Z are? Anyone?
The last thing I heard
they all left the order
to spend time with Algebra.
Thank you C.
Did they leave any clues?
Yes! They left an equation.
Well! What is it?
The equation reads as follows
X+Y+Z = ?
WTF!
Okay letters w, t, and f settle down!
Fall in line, places everyone
or else I’ll have you all
sent to Scrabble.
FU!
Now! Now!
That’s enough f and u.
And don’t even think of it
letters f, u, c, k, and o, f, f .

Reviews

[Sami Khalil]

Creative to the bones. You are outgoing Mr. Jones. I love the idea how letters can form concepts, praises, insults.
Marvelous teacher Andrew. Where is your disciplinary stick????lol

[andrew mitchell]

Belated thank you King Sonnet Sami. I’m sharpening the stick as we speak lol

[Sami Khalil]

Hehehe! You go for it. You are welcome Emperor Andrew.

[Patricia Wedel]

dear Andrew... someone told me recently that the four letters are an acronym ("for unlawful carnal knowledge" ) which originated in England. The lives of children and good people are more important than knowledge of Art in Museums. Love the letters representing children in a Classroom. gently, Pat

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Pat, i think there’s nothing wrong with historical art naked or not, it’s certainly not pornographic , it’s the way less educated adults portray the art and its much better than kids finding parents gun then killing their sister in the process. 419 children dead in America so far this year all because of the right to bear arms and yet the slight mention of nudity and all hell breaks loose. When I was a kid and read Noddy books I did not know sleeping with Big ears was homophobic which do-Gooders now portray this. Enid Blyton books are edited not to offend as well as Roal Dahl books. Ridiculous! Now it’s art! What next! It’s a stupid world we live in.

[andrew mitchell]

If people were more educated in arts be it poetry, writings, paintings, sculptures, etc they would hopefully have a better appreciation of life than being violent, destructive, and having a complete disregard for everything and everyone.

[Lisasview]

Again, a marvellous...crazy ~ fun ~ hysterical poem...well, maybe not really a poem???
I just loved it and can not wait to read it outloud to my husband.
You are so cleaver and one has to wonder where those thoughts come from?? "And don’t even think of it
letters f, u, c, k, and o, f, f ." Those ending lines..perfect..
Ha..ha...ha....
I have been sort of away from writing for for several weeks... Stupid issues...but what the heck... I am not young...after all..
Anyway, i am involved in three poems I would like to post this week...but we will see.
Lisa, now in beautiful warm Spain