Slow cooker recipe

Now that I have gained your full attention
this is not a slow
cooker recipe.
Neither are the lines
to die for.
I like to start
the story now.
I found Shakespeare
to be rather unorthodox
but it was a biography
unauthorised, and
his appearance
was not what I expected
but that’s an illustrated
Comic biography for you -
draw your own conclusions.
If only he was introduced
to the most intelligent
and influential dinosaur
there ever was
to roam the Earth -
Thesaurus
but that’s time for you.
Changing the subject
was he a fraudster?
I heard his plays
were all staged?
And now his famous line
he didn’t get to use.
“ Give me the words
and I’ll throw you a line.”

Reviews

[Pete]

clever as usual andrew. apparently your recipe is "to be or not to be" ... )

[andrew mitchell]

Hahaha love your comebacks Pete. Thanks for stopping by.

[Arundass TP]

Excellent poem on Shakespeare. Now I think I want to learn old English and write something old. Keep it up

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Arundass. More of a jibe at Shakespeare.

[Crowley]

Lol...Very clever. I would like to know how all that went down as well. You managed to capture a fun and always curious truth in this one. Loved it. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

[andrew mitchell]

Happy Christmas to you and yours too. Thank you Crowley for your kind words.

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

Hmm very interesting poem
I must research him
Great write Andrew

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Julie. Just a bit of fun. Didn’t think I would get a review lol.