What pray tell

Thanks to the Christian religion
we have been reawarded
with colourful profanities
to the like of -
Bloody Hell!
For Heaven’s sake?
Oh my God!
Good God!
and lastly
Jesus Christ!

Now written around
the same time as the Bible
was a book called.
Not many people know that!

It was when Mary was
about to name the now
Jesus Christ, Gary.
But she stumped her toe
on a biblical stone
letting out the blasphemous words
Jesus Christ!
Sweet Mary Jesus!
and the rest is history.

Gary! Gary! Where the hell are you?

Reviews

[Sami Khalil]

Call me anything you like Andrew, in any book, but not late for dinner.
Lol
"Get thee behind me Satan"
I hope they don't call you that.
Enjoyed the fun and pun.

[andrew mitchell]

lol thanks Sami just some fun.

[Sami Khalil]

Yes siiiirrrr
You are welcome