DONALD AND MELANIA TALK ABOUT SCIENCE

Dinner conversation with the Trumps; tonight, it's all about the science!

                        DONALD AND MELANIA TALK ABOUT SCIENCE 

                                           THE MEALTIME DIARIES

 

                                                       Act One

                                                 GLOBAL WARMING

      The TRUMPS are in Florida; Melania is looking at a newspaper as they have breakfast.

M(reading from the newspaper):"In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year's Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against.Bundle up!" Donald, did you really say this?

D: I guess so. It sounds like something I would say.

Why?

M: Well, it's just that there is a lot of evidence to prove that  global warming is real, and this makes it sound like you're not taking it very seriously.

D:That's what my scientists call 'junk science', Melania. Global warming is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese. Rush Limbaugh says so. So does...

M(interrupts) But, Donald...

D(holds up one of his little hands): Melania, please. This is science I'm explaining. Climate change is just a very, very expensive form of tax. A lot of people are making a lot of money. I know much about climate change.This is done for the benefit of China, because China does not do anything to help climate change. They burn everything you could burn; they couldn't care less. They have very�"you know, their standards are nothing. But they�"in the meantime, they can undercut us on price. So it's very hard on our business.

M(looking puzzled) But Donald, what does it mean?

D(with an indulgent look):It means that climate change is a hoax perpetuated by China to boost their economy. They are making all kinds of money over this sad lie.

M:But...

D(with a dismissive and imperious wave): No buts, Melania. It's all China's fault, and environmental nuts are trying to blame it on me, somehow. All you need to know is that it's all a lie to make money for China. FAKE NEWS, Melania! Fake news. Now, let's talk about something else. Have you heard of this stupid 'union of concerned scientists?...

                                THE MEALTIME DIARIES

                                          End of Act Two

Author's Note

We listen in on another mealtime conversation in the White House. So much fake news, so little time...

Reviews

[Ken Simm.]

Well he certainly has assisted with the creation of enough greenhouse gases himself. Like every time he opens that mouth. Another good one.

[Neville]

You got it girl and if ya got it, bloomin well write it down and when ya eventually make loadsa money, get some other bod to write it all down for ya... these Trump sketches are amazing.... Neville

[Chris Shaw]

This was fun angel. I:d love to be a fly on the wall at their meal times. Poor her!

Chris

[Lorry]

Ha, poor Melanoma. I wonder what she sees in him :)
I was half expecting Tom Cruise to appear in this Angel, as Trumps expert science ologist :)
Keep going with these. It would be a shame not to, considering he is so good at giving people constant ammunition to make jokes. He practically writes his own punchlines :)

[angel]

Practically? What an understatement. Next will be THE ANGINA MONOLOGUES...Trump quotes

[Lorry]

Ha, look forward to it :)