martha & kool-aid talking fake juice mix

thirsty?

martha & kool-aid talking fake juice mix

hello!

i'm martha stewart americas soft spoken wall street powerhouse!

don't block my way!

i'm wickedly wealthy i'm sly i'm greedy

want to buy some of my overpriced crap?

i know people people worship me!

i can have my choice of this months calendar boy!

would you like to be my quencher?

oh yeah!

such power the kool-aid mascot ' pitcherman'!

oh yeah!

you are soooo kooool!

oh yeah!

wall busting thirst quenching talkin colored sugar water?

oh yeah!

hang on sweety ... let me put on my shitkickers and we can go kick some s**t out in my magnificent fake garden

ok not fake but my yard guys do it

 

i'm the greedy one here

and lies are easier to sell than truth!

i mean truth can be sooooo difficult soooooooo hard!

oh yeah!

you only say two words?

oh yeah!

i'll be damned ... are you on the juice?

oh yeah!

com'on over and give me a taste of your sweetness!

oh yeah!

oh? ... oh yeah kool-aid man oh yeah!

what? 

no i am not that other talk show gal that likes black ex-cons!

i'm so much funnier!

i am a class act!

i am just an aging cougar that knows how and when to strike!

i do like a man with a kola in his hand!

get over here waterboy! i have a major thirst goin on!

oh yeah! oh yeah! .... oh yeaaaaaahhhhhh!

oh yeah!