CALL DMV

always on monday ... why?

CALL DMV 

ALWAYS MONDAY!

my kaddy has left

the building

was that elvis?

maybe howard?

he did have long nails 

NAH!

my ride retired

forced!

17 years great service

did i mention she was

old man champagne

traditional ride

i did improve the sound system

nothing like rollin down the road by the river 

drivin drivin drivin

not stopping 

NO!

not even for pee breaks

just drivin drivin drivin

i did pack a snack

nacho cheese doritos

jelly beans

2 5th avenues

a half eaten tuna salad sanich

a warmish yoohoo!

good sanich it was

caught the yellowfin this summer

just as many seasons before

yep

i got a b o a t

i have a boat

rather a hole in the water

that i pour fish money into

in efforts to keep

the damned water

OUT!

La Fortuna 

is her name

all 46'

the fortune

i spent the better part of 20 years

on the open waters

of the western hemisphere 

chasin catchin 

blue marlin

black marlin

yellowfin 

bluefin tuna

got paid to do

what others 

paid

to do

the waterfront attracts

the dregs of society

who else would spend their lives 

putting food

on american tables

drinkin their monies

away?

answering siren songs

of mermaid fame 

don't know of anyone

that remembers 

the song

only it was 

powerfully 

drawing us back to sea

i would not trades those days

for any other

nor

would i like a do over?

why?

i already did it!

there is so much more

out there

i piss in the ocean

because i can

not

because it's kool