just rake

just rake

A Poem by keith
"

the damn leaves!

"
just rake

when did republicans become 
memory loss victims?

hello? 
does Jan 6 ring a bell?

really?

how about supreme court giving donnie boy a hall pass?

how about elon the peon buying donnie boy for $200M?

when has 
the republican party 
ever had total recall? 

certainly not 
'i 'm not a crook!' tricky dick. 
or 
jelly belly ron and his trickle down lies. 
or 
the 'read my lips' period. 
and 
don't even go with WMDs. 


ALL POLITICIANS LIE! 

always have always will! 

difference is
now days political office holding 
is the door opener 
to greater and more rewarding 
grifts and ambassadorships! 

that's right i used the G word! 

the next party line surprise? 

'they didn't rake the fuking leaves! 
the fuking leaves!' 
will be donnie boy's calling card! 

so much for empathy. 

maybe he will promise 
to fund t shirts 
for all victims 
with his message

'YOU DIDN"T LISTEN! 
I SAID RAKE 
THE GODDAMN LEAVES!' 

wonder if he will work the 
red cross emergency response team food trailer
 and pass out free baloney sandwiches?

'is this what baloney looks like? 
i thought it was red meat!'

'all they had to do was 
rake the f*****g leaves 
and 
THIS would have never happened'

'GAVIN CAUSED THIS!' 

'GAVIN AND the DEMOCRATS 
caused this 
with their weather controlling lasers!'

'i have it from 
the well informed 
maga b***h and expert 
on 
jewish laser driven disasters!' 

maybe he will offer discounts on 
golf club memberships
 and donnie boy resorts? 

when asked if his discounts were enough 
the president responded 

'hey! i gotta make a living here! 
'you ever tried to live on all expenses paid 
plus $400K per year? 

HUH? HAVE YA?'
'try it! in these days and time!' 
 
'NO LEAF RAKING? 
NO 
FEMA FOR YOU!' 

'NO FEMA FOR YOU!'

© 2025 keith


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