grifter's white house

grifter's white house 

PRESS RELEASE 

Monday March 03, 2025

grifter in chief

donnie boy

announced this morning 

'starting today,

j d vance and lindsey graham

will officially be replaced by 

THE PET ROCK !'

'In addition 

The MAGIC 8 BALL

will now take over the duties of 

SECRETARY of STATE 

for the former 

'little' marco rubio

When asked for confirmation 

PRESS SECRETARY 

karoline leavitt says 

'I got nothing.'

ya just couldn't leave your racism behind ya!