my eggs my eggs

my eggs

my eggs

my eggs my eggs

my lovely lovely 

eggs

my lovely lovely

$50 eggs

you say scrambled 

i say fried

you say NO!

 scrambled!

i say you pay

for my

lovely lovely 

$50 eggs

you complain

that's too much!

and?

just what is your point?

what do you bring

to the dinner table?

they are nutritious! 

they are delicious!

but will they cause me

to lose control?

will i become

an egg hoarder?

maybe? 

maybe not!

what has the price of eggs

in china

have to do with anything?

my eggs my eggs

my lovely lovely 

$50 eggs

you could choose

to grow your own

but i doubt it will

last longer

than you fighting

your own god damn wars!

my eggs my eggs

my lovely lovely

$450 LOVELY LOVELY EGGS!

funny how popular 

one becomes when 'you' have chicken eggs

'FRESH GROWED EGGS  ... everyday!

better than crack eh? HA!

question ... after their wings are cut off 

what do they do?

other than cross the road?

what do they what do they do 

whatdotheydo?

hot tub it?

schmaltz it?

let me get this straight

you want me

to do what?