bone driver

no ... not pile driver!

bone driver

little ivanka went to the store

like a good little w***e

to buy her poor hungry puppy a bone

cause he was always left alone

big daddy no like a 4-legged pet

only young 2-legged ones

did he always try to get

oh daddy don't be so mean

don't say bad words

mama always said keep it clean

no daddy i'm saving myself

for that tall not so handsome boy

i can play him like a toy

don't beg don't call me honey

i like him cause

he has more money

than you

then when she bent over

daddy tried to drove her

cause he had a nasty bone 

of his own!

daddy? don't be so mean ...

AND GET YOUR FUKIN CLAWS OFF MY A*S!

stormy said it was a pinky bone

Author's Note

i know why you support trump
you are a dumbass!