tough day santa barbara

tough day santa barbara

A Poem by keith
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weather iz kool

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tough day santa barbara






tough day santa barbara
weather iz kool 
not solitaire cloud in the sky
hot glary
the tanning
women aren't beautiful 
but when comparing 
west virginia is starting to look 
gooder
i don't care one bit about 
donnie dik brains 
his destined world death spiral
the simpleton grift is done
but that really don't matter none
I GOT BEANS! JELLY BEANS!
i had eaten my way 
to a diabetic koma
my sugars had spiked 
off the meter
red cross bus took me away 
from the table
sealed
left-over bean scraps 
empty bags 
and all 
in monster sized 
loc-zip bags
claimed
report said i had consumed
30 ounces in few hours
3 bags
them nice people
insisted i stay awhile
now they have me as guest 
suite number 9
the great space of zero windows
a robe offered
warm and white 
it keeps me hugging myself
dusk to dawn and back
again again again
life is again
now i'll have some beans!
i wonder what 
what breakfast will bring
certainly will come
with a bendy straw
ain't life grand
when ya can throw your hands
up in the air
act like ya
really don't care 
ya don't want to stop
and simply say ... fuk it!
now where oh where
have my jelly beans
gone 
oh where oh where
i really don't care 

stop the bloods of iran



seriously folks
stop the bloods of iran

© 2026 keith


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Oh warrior Keith, hope those nice people fix you soon. No more jellybeans. They ain’t good for you. Take care

Chris

Posted 11 Hours Ago


keith

38 Minutes Ago

appreciate the good will ... but this isn't a real event only my pen getting the dust off and just g.. read more
Chris Shaw

33 Minutes Ago

I must confess that I don’t detect sarcasm and satire easily in reading. The way my brain works, b.. read more
Haven’t had jelly beans in a looooooong long while. Perhaps that could become a problem 🫘🙏🏻🕊️👍🏻

Posted 18 Hours Ago


keith

13 Hours Ago

thanks for the read
yes i do like jellybeans, especially the half price after easter kind
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Added on April 14, 2026
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who i am, what i be ... i write about that from which many shy. i am not afraid. i know the costs of living life for all it's worth. i am but complicatedly simple. i sing the words of no fear and ce.. more..