DEET, applying a standard application

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DEET, applying a standard application

(WARNING: DEET APPEARS TO HAVE A SMALL RISK OF A HEART ATTACK<  SEE THAT)

I had a dream in which I was in the military hospital being treated.  This attractive nurse asked me if I wanted to try Deet (which I seem to remember I knew makes you super strong, presumably by pumping your adrenaline, I add and guess).  She took out a Q-tip and put it in rubbing alcohol and ran a line over the main vein of the under side of the arms, roughly speaking, to prepare the area.  Then, she used the same or a new Q-tip to run the Deet (presumably concentrated by about a factor of 5-20 over Off! spray)  down the same path, roughly so.  That was basically the end of the dream.

While I do not admit of medical records, this always is presumed to make you hyped for battle and also strong.  To concentrate the Off! spray, try spraying it into a Tupperware container that is about 4 inches in diameter and circular.  Leave the top off it for about 7-14 days, and the excess whatever will evaporate.  This should be sitcky and gooey to be finished.

There.  Now, you should be able to get the battle rush you need, a comfortable level of strength that seems to come naturally to this body.

Reviews

[Davidgeo]

"While I do not admit of medical records, this always is presumed to make you hyped for battle and also strong. "

You are not from Texas my friend... nor are you from Mexico... Where you really from cowboy?

The Dagobah system?

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Well, to be more honest than being from Texas in heart some and at this time, I was born in Wilmington, Delaware. If you study my accent, you should get East Coast USA, about none except generic American.

Well met. You sound like a sincere and kind person. Maybe TL Boehm who has known me longer can help you with an assessment as to whether I am insane as you suggest possible. That is a good guess on the facts and standard psychology or psychiatry, I guess. Then again, is it really insane to believe in magic?

Thanks for the reviews...

[TL Boehm]

I thought DEET was a poison...

[Davidgeo]

Maybe you can help me, is this guy satirical or for real batshit insane? I'm not sure myself.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

I suggest that I am not insane. I can accept that this is difficult to guess. I don't write much personal s**t here. Thanks for the review, and try to use mental health issues with less crassness, please. I have issues with anxiety and sleep problems as well. That is my best guess.

[Davidgeo]

You have issues way beyond that little buddy... like far far far beyond that. You're batshit insane kid.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Where do you have enough information on me to see that I am batshit insane? What makes you think this?

[Davidgeo]

I can't seriously argue with you, you are insane, you work off of invalid logic. I still think you're funny though.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Fine. You can't seriously argue with me. You say I have invalid logic. What is it, wise one?

[The Archangel Gabriel]

What? You don't believe in magic? So, nothing I say has merits? I guess that is possible as well. I used to think that when I was about 9 as well, before I took more time to admit that there could be a God, somebody who could do magic/miracles. What the problem with my arguments? I am interested in positive input from you, Wise A*s!

[Davidgeo]

No. Magic's not real. Sorry kid. FYI - Santa, the Easter Bunny, even the boogey man... not real either... I know, it's kind of a shock.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Thank you for answering a question of mine. You do not believe that magic is real. I did not believe that so many scientists and doctors and psychiatrists could be wrong back in the day as well. But, I think we tested it with science. It seems to be a medication of devotion, that you get better at it over time. This is possible.

Let's just say that you can do a good review of medicine or psychiatry without magic, right? You can give people some help based upon the raw science of it.

Well met! Thank you for giving me some method to review your mindset and beliefs. That is a big help.

[Davidgeo]

I can't be a part of this... you really are disturbed. I don't want to be a part of whatever delusional you are caught in. Good luck and I hope you get the help you need.