Dumpty Humpty

Dumpty Humpty sat on the ground

While Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

So when Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,

He had to follow Newton's law.

 

So when he fell, he didn't fall up but he fell down

And then he was cushioned from the ground!

By his brother, the other egg!

His butt had went straight through his head!

 

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Had eggs for all three meals again.

So never sit under a large brick wall

When your brother is likely to have a big fall. 

Reviews

[Wolfwind]

I reckon I do that if Humpty had fallen upon a Tortoise and a Hare, there would be goo and soup to spare! I guess the moral is true about gravity, that it leads to episodes of yolk like insanity! =P

A wonderfully cute piece of poetry! Much enjoyed!
Aaron - Wolfwind

[Lone Wolf]

Nice, Aaron! Thanks for the review!
:)