Grade 11 Sciences

A poem I had to write for English class. I had to include at least 12 poetic devices, in all honesty, I'm not sure if I did. But that could explain it's inconsistency in style.

Biology, Chemistry, Physics
How I am so not ready for this,
My parents say I have to do all three,
when really, I have no intention to be
a biologist, chemist, or physisist
So I wait around my desk,
trying to conjur up the meaning of
Electronegativity, when the thought of it hits
I am crushed, for eternity
Like the lily and the rock,
not able to show its true beauty
How I really hate the sciences,
I think to myself- why am I doing this?
"Damn the Sumerians", I said outloud
Or whoever it was, that created such
boring topics, snoring I hear
in the faint distant scenery, when I realize
Dancing and prancing, singing I am
A soft melody arises in its wake
The sun gleaming down, its warm gentle touch
grazing my skin as I lay
So I continued to enjoy, the beauty that seemed
All to good and real
When my alarm clock rang with incredible force
I woke startled, wondering what had---
When I noticed I was dripping with drool
"Test Day" I muttered, how crapped I had been
Electronegativity! I thought, the attraction
of....a pair in......
"Oh, whatever" I gasped
"I was never really going to get this"

Reviews

[Rowan Tyler]

I insanely love it! I am in Chemistry too, and I dispise it as well. I'm planning on owning a Cafe` i have NO NEED for Chemistry!! ;D Great Job! It's awesome!