Another Yada-Yada-Yada Story

Be careful telling stories at cocktail parties.

“I scheduled an ‘adult social.’ Wifey’s new, white dress featured a large red stain. I took it to the cleaners, went stag and yada-yada-yada. I came home very late.”

“Interesting. Jake, tell your story.”

“Hot, married babe Merlot'd her dress to get hubby out, and yada-yada-yada. I left just in time.”

Author's Note

55 word story for contest. Must be exactly 55 words. Strict word count rules.

Reviews

[Tony Jordan]

I really liked this - I'm a bit slow on the uptake but when the punchline hit - when the penny dropped I laughed and cringed for the poor hubby.
Nicely told Chopstix.
:D

[Chopstix]

Thanx for the review. I'm glad that you enjoyed the story.

[Gee]

I'm even slower than Tony and am still waiting for the penny todrop