Religious Envy

I often find myself envious of believers.

I`m not a religious person,

but I could write pages about how much I pray to do the washing with you,

I used to think prayer was whatever you said on your knees,

I`ve recently discovered its whatever you say when its too dangerous to stand.

As much as I mock Christians stupidity,

I often find myself wishing god would find me,

imagine the simplicity,

of having everything shoved down your throat,

Author's Note

This is one of my favourite poems I've written this year