Non Sequitur

Non Sequitur (n.) 1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from premises or evidence. 2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

As I walked down a street  

made from moss in my bed,  

a red-tailed flamingo stole hams from my head.  

“Button, button. Who’s got the button?”  

Words hung from the lip of a drain.  

The score’s 4 to 7 - Gettysburg missed heaven;  

and why every song needs a refrain. 

The mightiest trains were made from steel.  

F. McMurry had a Flubbery ease.  

My gloves are both blue. Do you doubt that is true?  

What we need on this beach is a breeze.