Your New Math(Doesn't Add Up)

 

Breaking Down the whole with fractions

is how you trivialize the outcome

in order to make your solution

seem like the equalizer.

When in reality it is nothing more

than a subpar version of pi.

You can add up all your gains

but you cannot calculate

the madness they create.

Then again why concern yourself

with lint filled pockets

when your leather belt just broke

from too much eating.

Rest assured that gluttony is not just a sin

and the day the heart attacks you

it will be a revival of the fittest souls.

Reviews

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~ hahahaha... i love the tone of your narration... brilliantly said... and, of course, i do agree with the content, monsieur DALE... :)

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thanks again... glad you appreciate it.

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~ you're welcome... again... :)

[Renée]

I thought Oh Dear My weakest subject ! There is no way to get around something not adding up.. very creative !

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Why thank you ery much, it was my best subject actually.

[Laura Sparkle]

Brilliant! Just.. brilliant. I love it, Dale! "The day that the heart attacks you" ... Im sad I didnt think of that! I tip my hat to you, cowboy.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Dave?? Thank you, I surprise myself with some of the things I come up with... really glad you liked it.

[Laura Sparkle]

What Dave? And yeah, I really did