A Little Ditty About a Little Incident WIth A Little Individual

 

Why that darn

Mischievous  leprechaun,

Taking the pot

Without giving me a shot.

Get back here you midget

Oh I am sorry, little person

Or I will teach you

A valuable lesson.

You take that gold

And run too fast

You’ll find out your luck

Wasn’t made to last.

When I get my hands on you

You’ll be making a fuss

Cause I’m gonna tie you up

And make you listen to Miley Cyrus.

Reviews

[Corset]

Certainly a fate even worse than death! He should hope you find him before such drastic measures are necessary!

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

LMAO, Thank you, I know I would be begging for sweet slumber if I were in that position.

[Alex Ryder]

Fascinating. I would hate to be in his place!!

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

LOL, believe me I will be in a sound proof booth while torturing him.

[Alex Ryder]

Wouldn't blame you. But if I may be so bold, I have a suggestion to worsen his torture: simultaneously force him to watch the music video for "Wrecking Ball."

[jacob erin-cilberto]

oh my god, what an awful punishment doled out at the end...

give back the gold, give back the gold, give back the gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Frieda P]

Haha sorry I'm laughing out loud at your response jacob, only thing that could be worse would be if he said the Bieber....

[jacob erin-cilberto]

that would be a tie!

[Frieda P]

Pretty much.......!

[Frieda P]

Scooby dooooooooo waffles!! Now that's just freaking cruel! ;-) Ha thanks for the shytes and giggles hon...

[Marie]

I agree with David Scott. If I were a leprechau., I would give you all my gold to avoid listening to Miley Cyrus...

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

LMAO!! I could make a fortune if only I had a gigantic speaker to hole the Earth hostage :)

[David Scott]

You are truly a cruel man.
Too funny.
There is not enough beer in all of Ireland to make this a tolerable outcome.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you and yes I second that third line.

[Lyn Anderson]

OMG too funny, me loves it! One little thing, "to fast" should be too fast.

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Glad you enjoyed it… dang it I do that all the time even though I know better.

[Lyn Anderson]

Sometimes those little habits are hard to break. No worries, the grammar kitty is here!

[Rita L. Sev]

Nooo! That is torture! LOL! Thanks for the chuckle - you made my Irish eyes smile with this one!

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

I am glad to hear that, I just did it quickly off the top of my head so I am glad to see people enjoy the humor.

[SimpleMind]

Hahaha
Love this poem! I can't help but picture out the scene while reading this one. Great job you got here! Grats :)

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Thank you, just having some St Patty's day fun