the PTDBB

when did the

douchebag get his own

beard?
when did the pencil-thin

maintenance of the facial

hair of a male

become something

with which

we walked with our heads

held high?---

first time i saw this

idiot stripe

wrapping round the

larded jowls of a man

was when that fat b*****d from

smash mouth

came hopping around

“singing” about being a

“rock star”---

but the douchebag style has

continued &

one wonders where it came

from?

one wonders what women

actually get off when they

see a guy standing in front of

the mirror

preening himself,

snipping all the little hairs away,

buzzing & shaving,

doing his best to leave that

little line to trace whatever

he thinks is a

jawbone---

pity the fool who parades around

with a pencil-thin douchebag

beard---

pity

pity

pity

the

f**k.