New Year’s hallucinations

“i’m gonna

lose weight!

get ridda’ that gut!

firm up that tush!

finally stop f*****g smoking!

get my s**t together!

get outta debt!

start looking for a new job!

join a gym!

start eating healthy!

spend more time with my family!

work at a soup kitchen!

start workin’ in my community!

quit drinking!

kick the habit!

clean up my language!

try & see the world from the point of view

of others!

travel!

get a hobby!

learn another language!

ask out that girl i’ve had my eye on!

start hitting on that guy that makes my knees

ache!

be nicer!

smile more!

get up earlier!

start doing yoga!

call my parents more!

start thinking about the future!

put more emphasis on the “spiritual” part of

my life!

get a dog, a cat, a fish, a bird!

make the world a better place!”