pump em’ full of roids

don’t give a s**t about baseball,

don’t care about basketball,

could give a f**k about football,

could give a piss about the Olympics

& i wouldn’t watch the Tour de France if

you paid me,

but i know one thing---

if i was one of these schmucks who

shell out an arm & a leg

for a seat in the stands to watch the

pituitary cases run round on a field

in their little uniforms,

i would want my pituitary cases

pumped full of roids,

writhing with performance enhancing

drugs &

buzzing with stimulants of all shapes &

sizes,

because i would want my goddamned

money’s worth---

all of these athletes who used &

succeeded, surpassing the sloths who

chose not to, are the real

entertainers &

is that not what these muscle bound

maniacs

get paid to do?

entertain us m***********s!

entertain us

&

worry about what all the drugs did to

your body,

when you’re sitting home,

old, senile &

surrounded by trophies.