dark yellow & green lugees

see note for reviewers.

it's rather apparent

to those whose eyes aren’t sewn shut together

yet

to those whose knees ain’t trembling yet

because they are afraid of

absolutely

positively

everything

to those that want to

live

life

instead of criticizing those who do---

that in this life of

creativity

(of which some of us traverse avec our

comrades in the march for more

freedom

with our pens gripped firmly in our hands),

there are those that

do

&

those that

do

not

produce

original

work.

 

there are those that keep the peddle to the metal no matter what

there are those that keep spitting in the face of those that want you to stop

there are those that never tire in the ring, they just keep punching

there are those that never take a rest on the sideline they just keep on

running

 

&

then

you

have

those

that

think

that

they

have

something

valid

to

say

about

the

work

of

these

creative

machines.

 

we call them “critics”

but clearly

they can be best described as

untalented people with too much time on their hands

or

perhaps

people who are so lazy that they cannot produce an ounce of their own work

& instead pretend that in having produced nothing of their own---

that this somehow gives them credence to

criticize

the

prolific

of

the

world.

 

we all know them &

we all hate them &

if it was possible for us to have enough phlegm between us to be able to hack and throw up the amount of dark yellow & green lugees

which these folks

deserve---

all spread on their face like the foulest load of bodily secretions one could possibly muster---

well, i guess then we ourselves would be spending too much time on trying to create these massive mega-lugees,

rather than plugging away at our own

work.

Author's Note

step 1: snort in all the excess snot built up in your head.
step 2: clear your throat and feel the lugee forming in the back of your throat.
step 3: pull the lugee up to the front of your mouth using the muscles in your mouth & your tongue.
step 4: proceed to hack the lugee in total onto the face of the next person that feels that they are valid enough an artist themselves to criticize your work.
step 5: walk away smiling : )