orange rhyme

see note for reviewers.

there once was a boring,

foreign,

mormon,

who for years held a mortgage with tabitha soren

&

when their forage for orange porridge brought them to an

orphanage,

they kicked down the door by

busting the door-hinge

&

while

the chorus of w***e-hens that were out for revenge,

led the two angry sponges to pillage the

den,

the bondage-brained brethren who were dreaming of

blorenge,

got off their a*s after lounging out on the score bench,

&

demanding the tronage that they felt was owed

them,

they choked the mormon & soren with stonehenge sized

sausages,

then they chopped them all up in itsy-bitsy pieces

& stuffed them in their luggage

before setting out for

egypt.    

Author's Note

“People say that the word orange doesn't rhyme with anything ... I can think of a lot of things that rhyme with orange…orange, four-inch, door hinge in storage and having porridge with Geo-rge.”

-Eminem