children & the seven dwarves

7 reasons to move to canada.

when the 7 dwarfs introduced themselves

one was dragged through an exhaustive litany of

the specific number of

children

which some of the dwarves attached to themselves in some

manner---

be it rick who just ended his intro awkwardly, staring into the camera,

as if his pr coach was sitting right in front of him---

“karen & i have 7 children”---

michele upped the ante on ol’ ricky by stating that

she herself has had

5 children

(as if she gets points for each one?  she couldn’t of just said

“children”?)

and that she and her husband have

23

foster children---

in total, that is

28 children that have in some way been influenced by this

stargazing

zombie---

mitty, the man whose own irrational beliefs in the utterances of

joseph smith, as he looked upon his

special plates---

tacking on added absurdity to the already

larger than life work of fiction,

“god,” the bible, etc…

he felt the need to inform us all that

we already knew about the 5 sons that he had---

or the 5 daughters in law,

or the 16 grandkids---

apparently i didn’t get the memo.

 

ron paul, oddly, feeling the need to throw his

hat in this

spawning-ring of sorts,

reminded us all that he was a doctor before he was a professional

liar

and in that,

he “delivered 4000 babies.”

 

tim pawlenty,

probably the most beautiful w***e that stood on that stage the whole

evening

illustrated his own 2 daughters as being

beautiful---

apparently,

being that he only had 2,

he had to make us believe that they were both

attractive---

because, you know, what with michelle’s 28 under her

belt,

at least half probably being female,

there is a possibility that a few of them are attractive---

so insisting to the audience that

both of his daughters were pretty

seemed to be the right thing to do---

because, you know,

he and the missus didn’t think ahead and adopt

27 foster kids.

 

herman cain has 2 kids and 3 grandkids,

&

one wonders if they were watching him on television

nestled at home

hiding from all the muslims which

he lectured us on,

back-paddling his stereotypically assertions,

in a pathetic

last

ditch

attempt, to save face with the

right wing.

 

what does wearing all these nameless,

faceless,

children on their shoulders,

mean to us?

we who have no health care?

we who have no jobs?

we who turn on the television and watch the military,

by order of the current corporate w***e’s

will,

smash country after country &

people after people over the head

every

single

day

in hope that they will change their tune & follow

suit,

regarding america as the

“hope of the earth”

as mr. romney stated so eloquently 

(plagiarizing lincoln in the process).

we, who as women in “the hope of the earth,”

may not want our bodies to be fashioned into the

domestic

Pez-dispensers that seem to be of iconic status

within the realm of the seven dwarves.

 

news flash:

the amount of children that you have

does not denote any kind of

positive attribute of your personality

as a

real person, who has their finger on

real legislation, which can be passed to better the

country---

it does not say

to those that think with their heads

(instead of following blindly an established

dogmatic group,

which only exists to lobby for the 1-5% of wealthy americans who have more

money than the other

95% of us),

that you are a more responsible human being

either,

because all we have to do is close our eyes and throw a rock

to hit a person who had a kid or was responsible for having a kid

that now lives on welfare

because daddy couldn’t keep his

johnson in his pants or wrapped up like a

mars bar, while

mommy wouldn’t use birth control

either.

 

so while

ricky, micky, newty, mitty, ronny, timmy & herm

do not live in a little cottage somewhere in the forest of hesse,

like their disney

counterparts,

they are all spawned from a bubble

(hopefully one that is not expanding),

and they are marching in a traditionally conventional

line

up the hill

to meet their great fictional character---

be it one that sent its “son” on a suicide

mission

2000 years ago---

as the poorly written, rewritten, revamped & plagiarized

(from other fictional tales of similar stupidity)

work of fiction describes,

or that newly updated version

where a liar living in an upstate new york shack

illiterately reads from plates he “found” in his back yard

to write down his new

“revelation” in which

celestial marriage is a tenant that mormons ascribe to

(“where if you have a long & faithful marriage while you’re on earth,

you and your lovely wife are rewarded in the next world with a

planet to rule over!  promising planets, it’s just shameless---Bill Maher).

 

& without going any further into the specifically intricate

ridiculous proclamations of each of these seven dwarves,

know that while some may want to believe that

their america is a beautiful

young woman

who is coveted, “angelic,” and

“the fairest of them all”

here on earth---

they are greatly mistaken.

 

our hands are covered in the blood of people that we

stole from other lands in order to

enslave them & force them to build this country &

from those that we killed & forced into assimilation,

after stealing all their land---

and after we got good at doing this on our own soil,

well,

we took our skills abroad,

and we haven’t stopped

raping & pillaging the world over

as of yet.

 

one wonders if any of the children of these seven dwarves

looks forward to living in a world that they created & continue to

perpetuate.