PSA: 8 reasons

see note for reviewers.

so in a prior piece we discussed some of the

absurdities surrounding seven dwarves that

want a pot-shot at being the next biggest

corporate w***e in the world---aka, the

president of the united states of america---

let’s review (in case you forgot their names):

ricky, micky, newty, mitty, ronny, timmy &

herman. 

 

the writer, delapruch, stated in the last piece

pertaining to the dwarves, that the very fact

that these individuals were able to get on a

mic and speak to millions of people on

national television, should make people want

to leave america as quickly as possible---that is,

to paraphrase, these 7 idiots are 7 reasons to

move to canada.

 

on a similar note, you have the cultural

monstrosity that is sarah palin.

 

some targets have been shot at so many times,

made fun of so much, that it takes all the

thrill out of even mentioning their names---

palin is one of them.

 

let us take a moment of silence to understand

that if she was to ever have her finger on

the button in the united states, all rational

people need to get together, throw aside

all of their differences & hop a spacecraft

to mars (or the next planet being sought for

habitation). 

 

in short, miss palin is a good reason for

wanting to leave the earth in the attempt to

start a new life on another planet. 

Author's Note

"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years."

-Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008