7 seconds

harsh?

ever

wonder

if the same

scientists

who say

that men

in general

think about

sex every

7 seconds

also have

data on

how often

men in

general

think about

beating a

scientist

senseless

in an

alley and

masturbating

in the

wake to the

melodic hum

of thin lizzy’s

“the boys

are back in

town?”