l'impair

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.” -Steven Wright

odd

 

if someone has called you odd,

pairing themselves off as being superior in some way,

wherein what they say

matters &

wherein what you say afterward will supposedly only

back their own

accusations---

it’s important to remember a few things,

so take note---

this person in question,

if they be male,

has a penis the size of a needle’s head & has to compensate for it

by thwarting upon others

with his big fat ego

because otherwise,

how would he have a chance to sow those pathetic

oats

that he seeks to do so,

ever so shamelessly?

the oats that he seeks to sow

are the kind that only want to

screw

power

because they think it will rub off on them

in order to prop up their own flailing ugly insecurities

as a crutch---

remember that if it be a female

who deals you such an “insult,”

it is really the feeling that they will some day wither & that the

beauty of their youth will fade &

when it does, so will any importance granted them

whatsoever

in this world.

 

to be odd is to stand outside the fish tank full of

mediocrity &

to spit into it,

smiling as you watch the mindless fish

(who after swimming to one side of the tank cannot remember where it

is that they have traveled from)

slurp it up,

as if they haven’t an original thought to ponder

during their whole miserable

existence,

locked

in

the

tank.

 

take pride in who you are & spit on those

that would try to make you think otherwise

about yourself.