célébrité diète

see note for reviewers.

petit-déjeuner

1.  snort a line,

     gobble up a meal,

     puke it all out.

 

le déjeuner

2.  gobble up a line,

     snort up a meal,

     puke it all out.

 

le dîner

3.  puke up a line,

     puke up a meal,

     gobble it all up.

 

make sure to brush those

pearlies &

smile sweet for the camera

now.

Author's Note

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

-Mariah Carey