the bigger they are...

ooooh when it rains, it pours---don’t it, rupey?

old, rich, white & wrinkly---

the kind of guy 

who you would pick out

of a lineup if there was

an ad for a television show

about to come out called

“the man,” as in that proverbial

cold hearted corporate tyrant who

will stop at nothing to profit from the

suffering of others through the hustling

and outright looting of anyone in his path,

well,

he began chomping up newspapers like pac

man in the mid-1950’s as everyone under the

sun knows, and he hadn’t stopped until most

recently when he got his balls caught in the

door of whatever limo he was being escorted

into---

as the story unfolds and we watch the old

withering pac man’s best friend and associate of

52 years, mr. hinton leave the sinking ship

this past friday and

all the dirty

birdies like the head of scotland yard

are coming out of the woodwork to bail on ol’ ebenezer---

amidst the arrests of people like

New of the World’s editor,

ms. brooks &

prime minister david cameron’s former communications director

andy coulson---

others in the UK will certainly follow &

as mr. cameron sounds the alarm to pull together

an emergency parliamentary meeting,

the FBI gears itself up

to investigate murdoch’s american wing of his

empire & you know what that means---

FOX

NEWS,

HERE

COME

THE

PITCHFORKS

&

TORCHES.