rupey’s sob story

“I’m not talkin’ bout rich, I’m talking ‘bout wealth...I’m talkin’ bout the white family that owns the color blue--- those rich b******s.” -Chris Rock

if by chance you watched rupey testify today

& you were in any way led to feel sorry for this

seemingly decrepit, senile &

vulnerable looking old tyrant who

babbled through the statement of his

“innocence,”

pausing after every other question to have it

repeated, as if he couldn’t hear it,

laughing like a stereotypical general store owner

in some canceled, black & white program from the

50’s,

while often allowing his son to answer for him,

as if he was not the “13^th most powerful person in the world”

& “the 117^th wealthiest,”

whose newspaper deleted voicemail messages left by family members

in the wake of a murdered 13 year old girl in order to get a

story---

well,

one can assume then that

you are the dumbest person alive &

you should be fed strained carrots for the rest of your life

through a feeding tube

while you

play with stuffed animals & eat ding dongs all day.