P is for

see note for reviewers.

pathetic,

pitiful &

pigheaded

perry

peddling his

propaganda by

preying on the

populace,

painting a

picture of the

“popular

pious

politician,” who

profanely

prays for

profit,

professing his

partisan

poisonous

pledges to the

predominant

party leaders,

potential donors &

practioners in his

parish of

paranoid

pro-lifers & anti-gay rights

pontificators, who are

pushing for his

potential run in the republican presidential

primary.

Author's Note

“That marriage is the union between a man and a woman is a truth known to each one of us already, and any attempt to allow same-sex marriages is a detriment to the family unit and hurts our state and nation.”

-Rick Perry

“When you have a clearly open homosexual scout leader, the scouts are going to talk about it. And they're not there to learn about that. They're there to learn about what it means to be loyal and trustworthy and thrifty.”

-Rick Perry

“The air we breathe, the water we drink, and the land we inhabit are not only critical elements in the quality of life we enjoy - they are a reflection of the majesty of our Creator.”

-Rick Perry