unfair fights

A Poem by delapruch

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Barney vs. Godzilla

The Snuggles fabric softener bear vs. a Gremlin

The California Raisins vs. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Care Bears vs. The Decepticons

Casper the Friendly Ghost vs. Slimer

The Pillsbury Doughboy vs. The Stay Puft Marshmallow man

Jeffrey Dahmer (when he was still alive) vs. Pac-Man (when he was still relevant)

Zach Galifianakis vs. Yosemite Sam

Arnold Schwarzenegger (2012) vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger (1969)

Kate Middleton vs. Uma Thurman with a samurai sword

Justin Bieber vs. a bowl of mash potatoes

© 2012 delapruch

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Added on January 24, 2012
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delapruch

nothingville, NY

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Bio: The writer we call delapruch has been writing since infancy. His first piece was scrawled on the inside of his mother’s womb. Long since published, the rights now reside in the hands o.. more..