out of work cologne (patent pending)

got a new idea

(patent pending)---

you know

that feeling when you just get out

of a job you hate &

the world feels anew

for a few wondrous hours

(no matter how tired you were beforehand)?

 

i’m gonna scrape the sweat

gonna squeeze the glands dry

all into a itty bitty bottle

(the smaller the bottle, the more ya need &

the more bucks in the bank pour moi),

and after doing so,

it will promptly be on the shelf

maybe near the energy drinks

(stir your adrenaline, keep you awake & thriving

through the wee hours)

maybe in your perfume/cologne isle

(keep him/her interested & writhing in your arms)

who knows how it will be marketed,

but one thing is for sure,

one will never have lived in such a world

as the one flushed thoroughly

by my

out of work cologne.