the c**k fight

two very masculine men

in the middle of their showdown

as to gain the affection from

one very feminine woman

as to gain all the pleasures that come

with asserting the dominance in

the animal kingdom

wanted to show the world who had the

biggest penis &

as the “morals” of the 21^st don’t allow for

such masculine men to just whip em’ out

in the middle of a public place

so as to let the lady see what she had in store

(as if she had any interest whatsoever in either one of

these pituitary cases),

they did so the customary way

by getting in their big 4x4’s &

vrooming up their engines,

whilst vrooming, they of course had to

start pumping their stereos &

whilst pumping their stereos,

they of course had to start yelling out the window at

the beauty all their stats,

that is, how much they made in a year,

where they lived, what property they owned,

where they saw themselves in 5 years,

if they wanted children, what life they figured

that they could provide for a family,

how big the rock would be for her,

how good the sex would be for her &

of course, where they could go &

what they could do in those years after the kids

had grown up & moved off,

with all the money that they had accrued over the

years.