the idle chatterer

“did you see what gaga was wearing

when…did you hear that justin & selena

were…do you know that angelina & brad

have…how about jay-z & beyoncé with

the new…still, taylor swift she’s gonna…

then on saturday johnny’s got a…don’t

pretend like willow won’t be the next

will because…katy & russell gone splits

but…the kardashians the kardashians the

kardashians…no no, i don’t believe that

kristen stewart would ever…you know

nicky kidman’s nose isn’t…scarlett’s so

hard up for a date she…jenny from the

block she just won’t accept the fact that

she’s over the hill…yup & then there’s

tom cruise you know he’s got katie

locked up in his basement…and will

rihanna do a song with chris now after

all that happened…and the olsen twins...

megan fox getting’ her tats removed…

and you know nicki’s a*s isn’t real

because do ya think do ya think do ya

think do ya think do ya think anything

else matters?”