another one jerks him off

*to be sung to the tune of Queen’s decadent song,

“Another One Bites The Dust”

 

Barack makes his way into the room

to speak to AIPAC in DC

pandering to every one that he can

offering jokes & smiles (hee hee)

are we happy?  are we psyched to die?

have we all got down on our knees,

give a handjob to the leader of

tha biggest nuke stockpile in the middle east?

 

another one jerks him off

another one jerks him off

and another one jerks, another one strokes,

another one jerks him off

hey, lotion up Netanyahu

so you can jerk him off!

 

how do you think we’re gonna all survive

with this madman at the wheel?

doesn’t really matter what your answer is

doesn’t matter what you feel

are ya getting this?  are ya up ta date?

are ya listening to what they say?

they’re gonna bomb the f**k out of Iran

ALL OPTIONS ARE HERE TO STAY

 

and another one jerks him off

another one jerks him off

and another one jerks, another one strokes,

another one jerks him off

hey, grip him with both hands n’

jerk Netty Yahoo off!

 

there are plenty of ways to lie to us

plenty of ways to stir up a frenzy

and it’s not too hard when the media

pushes the perspective of the crazy

we’re not in control if we stay on this course 

and this election year

that figurehead behind the podium’s

gonna tell Netty what he wants to hear

 

another one jerks him off

another one jerks him off

and another one jerks, another one strokes,

another one jerks him off

hey, better get a dirty sock

ta clean up after ya jerk him off.