resident wit

cute & cuddly at the

workplace, s/he’s the

one that everybody loves---

it be fair to say that s/he was smart

but more so to say that

s/he’s the person that everyone secretly wants to

get in the pants of---

so they laugh at his/her jokes &

they wonder if they’ll be next on the list

to get to spend time outside of work

with said self-proclaimed

supermodel of sorts,

for in the smaller towns, the

ugliest ducking who wouldn’t make it in the

masquerade of the city

seems relatively gorgeous, handsome &

downright charming---

single & savvy, with all references to the

hippest cultural figures & moments

spouting from the tap,

fast-talking & always with ulterior initiatives

just under the layer of skin

that everybody wants to lick,

resident wit has one thing in mind---

step on every back you can

on the way to the top &

be loved by those you step on

as they worship your fashion sense,

making favorable statements regarding the choice of

boots that you wore

the day you crushed them.