silly silly santo

silly silly rick santorum

demanding that pornography go away

so that christians can pretend like

their way is the only game in town

(ban pornography, ban same-sex marriage,

ban sugar, ban television, ban books, ban

conversation not concerning “god” or “jesus,”

ban penises & ban vaginas (after they have

done their “duty” popping out lil’ rugrats like

it was going out of fashion in the name of the

“lord”)

so that the prophet santorum

can walk behind the veil

pacing with head in hand

reciting to himself mantras of “holy truths”

wherein he must convince himself first

that it is pornography

that causes violence against women

that it is pornography

that breaks up all of his sacred marriages

under wraps of his all-caring, all-compassionate

“god”---

silly silly santy,

grasping for straws in the attempt to

gain all the adoration from the crazy crazy christians

(who want it to be 1950, perpetually)

in a race against a wealthy wealthy wacko

(who himself believes in joseph smith & his gold plates),

says that pornography is a prime cause of

prostitution

(prostitution, which has long been referred to as

“the oldest profession in the world” apparently did not begin

until two-dimensional photos of naked people were thrust into

the mainstream…guess that would make “mary magdalene” &

all those w****s that jesus was getting blowjobs from, really

just saints like the rest of em’)---

well, have no fear

america,

the prophet santorum has come to us

sent by “god”

to save us from ourselves!

his denial of women locked down in an abusive marriage

being beat on a daily basis by a man who still goes to church, who

still reads that bible, who still says his prayers,

who still believes that he will go to “heaven” when he dies,

is all simply part of his plan &

his denial of the bible being a prime reason that women have been treated like

cattle in the past while still being used to discriminate against them in every way possible

in the present,

are all simply aspects of his “divine” wisdom.