SIDE EFFECTS

A few drug related side effects I may have experienced

They gave me Prozac I couldn't cum

Paxil turned me psycho on everyone

Valium made me sleep for days

Xanax put me in a haze

Wellbutrin had me throwing fits

With Ritalin I couldn't s**t

I lost my mind on Abifly

With Remeron I thought I was bi

Efexor gave me a facial twitch

Celexa made my privates itch

on buspar I just fart all day

Lexapro just turned me gay

With all these meds I can't consume

Just lock me in the timeout room

Or stick in a field of daisies

And I'll just stay with all the crazies

 

 

 

Reviews

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I love daisies! They are happy flowers...lol Very entertaining piece, my dear.

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[FJ Davis]

The saner no-brainer
is daises and crazies.

Excellent black (maybe, grey) humor, BR!

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[Marie]

Sometimes those meds are just not the thing...alcohol might be better...

[Baby Ricochet]

Yeah baby! That's what I was sayin

[Pax]

brilliant as ever.. a good use of medicines.
the rhyme and humor are really great..
you put humor into some of your suffering.

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

[nigrum homonculus]

jesus christ them sound effects sound tense. especially celexa. that sounds like a complete pain. a really good write there man. well done. you're rhyme was pretty sick!

[Baby Ricochet]

The first four lines actually happened when I was on those meds. The rest of it I'm just having a laugh.

[nigrum homonculus]

i now know what prescriptions to avoid. thanks for the heads up lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Yeah. Prozac was seriously not cool.

[nigrum homonculus]

damn i could imagine...shooting blanks must of been embarrassing. no offence lol

[Baby Ricochet]

This write is the best I read so far in a while. All side-effects of medication wisely in your poem, (as how bad it already is sometimes) perfectly pronounced. And a good knowledge ;)

E. L.

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx

very welcome

[Samuel Dickens]

Knowing this is all very serious, I'm trying not to snicker. The older and more unhealthy I get, the more blasted pills I have to take. You've certainly got a long list of them there, and you made it rhyme!

[Baby Ricochet]

thanx