Miscellaneous Senryus

Just having a larf

I ate the gristle
and then I ate all the bones
Then I got kicked out


Bacon cheese chicken
Isn't the greatest Sandwich
It's a f*****g orgasm


Benjamin Franklyn
Partied in Brothels with Black chicks
Our Greatest founder


So why is it that
The slowest driver on earth
Is in front of you


A wise man once said
The meek shall inherit the earth
The meek must be roaches


I have a back yard
Australia has an out back
Isn't that the same thing


I call them Senryus
Cause some dip s**t's gonna post
They're not  Haikus

Reviews

[Tai Ryens]

Quite a humorous collection of senryus, well done!

[RachelReaper]

LOL the last one topped it all off

[Annabelle Lee]

They're not senryus... whats your snappy comeback for that one,eh Ricochet?

Haha nah juzzzz kiddin. I laughed my a*s off reading these!

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Thank you Annabelle

[Annabelle Lee]

no problem!

[KAOlmsted]

:-D I love them all but #5 especially because I have never in my f*****g life seen so many damn roaches until I moved down here...and I am from New York ;-) #7 made me laugh out loud. I think I scared the cat. These are great, Baby. Thanks.

[Baby Ricochet]

thanks Kimmer

[KAOlmsted]

My pleasure. I really needed the laugh...

[Lina Grey]

you are too funny Baby xD

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you lina

[Lina Grey]

welcome ^_^ good larf

[Clayton Bardwell]

The last one made me laugh out loud. I'm laughing while I'm typing. Who cares what they're called.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Clayton

[Quill~]

All of your senryus are written with grit... fantastic work! I enjoyed reading your thoughts on overdrive!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you

[Michael G.]

I've had that sandwich from KFC... several times! Good thoughts. I had a guy call it a haiku cycle for a grouping of formed stories such as this. I've researched it and can't find any fault with his definition. Either way, your sense of humor shines.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you

[Carolann Dowsett]

Cool, fun read and very cleaver.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you

[Carolann Dowsett]

Welcome

[Richard Man]

The message is what counts....2,3.5...7.
Dip s**t response:My Man those are primes.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you