The Girl or The Cat

Time for some silly fun

My cat loves me, not my girlfriend
She says I'm the only p***y for you
She rubs my chins purring away
It's a feline love so true

My girlfriend loves me, not my cat
She says that feline's a little b***h
She rubs against me purring away
It's a woman's love so rich

One fine day I may have to choose
between my girlfriend and my cat
I'm not to sure what I should do
About this silly little caveat

My girl she loves me oh so true
With her I know where I'm at
But I'll tells ya a little secret
I'm not getting rid of my cat

Author's Note

The captcha was "pachypod." Sounds like some kind of skin condition.

Reviews

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

A prose to tinker with, well done, good read.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you thomas

[Will]

Haha! Witty and smart, and flowed very nicely. I like the symmetry of the first two stanzas, with both of them purring up against you. And I really liked the end where you make your decision in a very sly, coy, and amusing way. Nice write.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you will

[Jake Botha]

Ricochet,

Made me smile. Was a humorous read.

I feel exactly the same way about my cat. She ain't going no where no matter what.

Instead if she wanders of into another hood. Then well, I was most sadly dumped.

Jake

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you jake