K Mart Sexy Baby

K Mart Sexy Baby
Twelve dollars for those jeans
You look so s****y in them
You're giving me wet dreams
Bring it over here baby
Come bounce on Santa's knee
Christmas is coming early
Come get your gift from me

Author's Note

I was sitting in a diner with my girlfriend when a girl walked past our booth l couldn't help but notice. Lexus, having an eye for fashion and an ability to read my mind glanced at the girl and said " she's dressed k Mart Sexy " so here come this poem

Reviews

[quinfinn]

never understood the whole fashion thingy....if a woman is sexy, she is sexy...no matter what she wears. nice write, quite humorous and fun.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you quinfinn

[Baby Ricochet]

Fashion to straight guys; The more skin we see the better we like it

[quinfinn]

i like a little left to the imagination...we guys have great imaginations.....our own minds seduce us

[Marie]

I didn't think K Mart was ever intended to be sexy; this certainly gives them a higher rating...

[Baby Ricochet]

That's great news for k Mart

[ANTO]

These are definitely not my underwear - I get all my underwear from Kmart lol

[TL Boehm]

This is priceless. Well done. "come get your gift from me." Funny.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you tl

[Pryde Foltz]

Oh my....nice rhyme scheme

[Baby Ricochet]

Thans for stopping by pryde

[DIVYA]

Good one Baby! :)
very fun read...

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Divya

[ANTO]

That could be worked into a number one hit BR. Your acerbic wit makes your writing edgy and always make me laugh.
Good one

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you ANTO