Reincarnation Blues

Disposable crap

She asked about reincarnation
If I had lived before
So I pulled an answer from my a*s
Just like the days of yore
 
I said I'd been a shark before
ate sushi all day long
Had to chase it down to eat it
The protein kept me strong

I swam in all the oceans blue
The top of my food chain
The master of the briny deep
and no one dared complain

I had teeth the size of Buicks
and dined on blue whale hide
Once I ate a Brontosaurus
Caught up in a rip tide

My tail was like the Yankee clipper
My eyes were satellite size
I could swallow a battleship
My mouth was so damn wide

Torpedoes just bounced off of me
The Kamikazis dived
They even made a nuclear strike
yet somehow I survived

She scoffed at me in disbelief
Like I was full of crap
Then I heard a stupid question
Come from her lipstick trap

What makes you think you were a shark
mister cocky smart guy?
I'm big aggressive love raw fish
and move forward to survive

She rolled her eyes and laughed at me
A moment I let pass
But later on when we had sex
I bit her on the a*s

Reviews

[Quill~]

I must confess, I couldn't look away... and in the end, I loved it! lol
It's hilarious and tender at the same time... I enjoyed the teasing, the sarcastic tone, and snarky ending..
Pure entertainment! :))

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Dreamgirl

[Quill~]

I enjoyed reading it. :)