Fix me a Bagel tanka

Screwing around with my phone again

Fix me a bagel
Just as soon as you're able
Cream cheese a s**t load
and the butter a dick load
Just like a fat man's fable

Author's Note

What do ya want, I spent like 10 minutes on it. It took longer than that to send the rr's.

Reviews

[Rene Velez]

hahaha...nice, yeah they need to find an easier way to send RR"s, like a "send to all" option...

[ANTO]

The Authors Note almost made me laugh more than the tanka BR. You're a funny guy (not spoken like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas btw).

[unsavable_soul]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uYUB1tOx2oo
You have to check out the vid link!
Nice little diddy.
Chris
100/100

[Mia]

I’ve never had a bagel…it’s not a thing on my side of the world…I want one!

[Eddie Phillips]

LOL I liked it man keep making me laugh. I need it over here

[Angi]

Oh God. I haven't had a bagel in forever. I like toasted onion bagels spread with real butter until it melts, a thick, thick layer of chive cream cheese over that. Yes. Geez. I just drooled. Seriously, right on my shirt. Angi~

[KAOlmsted]

O.O CARBS??? xD I love onion bagels with, like, a quarter inch thick layer of Phillys...on top of a shmear of butter. Oh my god...I just had a foodgasm...but I'm all full up on Mafia sauce so I'm good (my step-mum made sauce...dude...one bite and even I turn eye-tay-yin xD) I may need to go raid the fridge ;-)

[Baby Ricochet]

Bagels are awesome. Thank you Kimmer

[KAOlmsted]

Agreed. My pleasure, Mark.

[Sami Khalil]

I like the humor and sarcasm in this one too...:)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you sami

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:)

[TL Boehm]

I've heard bagels are bad for you. Maybe that's why I like 'em

[Baby Ricochet]

They are tasty. Thank you TL

[Carolann Dowsett]

LOL cute and it made me smile which is always a good thing :)

[Baby Ricochet]

My pleasure carolannn